dangerousdykes:

me: [finds a scratch i don’t remember getting]
me: [the x-files original 1993 opening theme.mp3]

nccseventeenohdone:

me, psyching myself up to do the most insignificant, menial task

lost-space-cadet:

When I click on a video and it tries to send me to another app:

slimy:

mjalti:

only sexy bitches sit on kitchen counters that’s the law

adashofniallandasprinkleoflunacy:

me as i ingest unhealthy amounts of carbohydrates to drown out my problems 

geopsych:

Some mornings it’s worth stopping to look across the fields.

joewright:

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